- GOP 2014: "Hey wait—there's a pregnant woman in that polling place! Oh my god, she's voting! Stop her! Help me, quick!"
- [The single woman's hand moves closer and closer to the ballot—]
- "Nooo—!"
- [McConnell wakes up in a cold sweat]
- [Hillary smiles hideously as the stake is driven through her heart]
- "You think I'm dead? Hahaha!"
- [Bohner jerks awake. He caps the bottle]
- [Bundy drones on to reporters]
- MILITIA1: Won't that old fool ever shut up?
- MILITIA2: He played us for fools—
- MILITIA1 (furious): Shut up!
- [Video: Bundy tells us about 'Nigroes']
- [Hannity yells into a phone]
- "You told me this guy would be the story of the year!"
- [listens]
- "Oh yeah? Well, now we're fucked!"
- [Paul Jr. stops in hallway; turns to Aide]
- "Look, I don't care how, but get that Bundy off the air! He's going to blow everything wide open!"
- [Issa hisses into his cellphone]
- "Look, I told you there's no way Hillary could win—Chelsea is pregnant!"
Saturday, April 26, 2014
Some Measure of Regret
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