GOP 2014: "Hey wait—there's a pregnant woman in that polling place! Oh my god , she's voting ! Stop her! Help me, quick! " [The single woman's hand moves closer and closer to the ballot—] "Nooo—!" [McConnell wakes up in a cold sweat] [Hillary smiles hideously as the stake is driven through her heart] "You think I'm dead? Hahaha! " [Bohner jerks awake. He caps the bottle] [Bundy drones on to reporters] MILITIA1: Won't that old fool ever shut up? MILITIA2: He played us for fools— MILITIA1 (furious): Shut up! [Video: Bundy tells us about 'Nigroes'] [Hannity yells into a phone] "You told me this guy would be the story of the year!" [listens] "Oh yeah? Well, now we're fucked !" [Paul Jr. stops in hallway; turns to Aide] "Look, I don't care how, but get that Bundy off the air! He's going to blow everything wide open!" [Issa hisses into his cellphone] ...