Getting out the polyhedral dice again...

So by the looks of it, the Teabaggers want to regress America to a state just after the Dred Scott decision of 1847 (affirming humans as personal property), but before the firing on Fort Sumter, the resulting Civil War and it's Emancipation Proclamation (plus the creation of the 14th Amendment), and then the 1872 amendment on Senators being chosen by election rather than appointment by state assemblies. At this point we will than have the 2nd Coming of Jesus Christ to make the USA the new Jerusalem for all god-fearing whites. And by now this is looking worse than any bad dungeon-module for D&D I have ever seen.