Kitchen Sink Omelet

  CONSERVATIVES: Liberals took away all our toys! DONALD TRUMP: Liberals took away all of your toys! CONSERVATIVES: YAY TRUMP! TRUMP: We need to take back all of our toys and punch Liberals in the snoot!! CONSERVATIVES: PUNCH LIBERALS! TRUMP: This is our playground--not theirs! CONSERVATIVES: OUR PLAYGROUND! TRUMP: You see those kids over there? The ones using that swing-set? That's OUR swing-set--not theirs! CONSERVATIVES: OUR SWINGSET! OUR TOYS! TRUMP: Let's go over there and tell them about it! CONSERVATIVES: OUR SWINGSET! OUR TOYS! OUR SWINGSET! OUR TOYS! (Conservative bully-boys with rocks, knives, and clubs form a mob and attack the children at the swing-set.) (Children around the swing-set are injured, maimed and crippled--and suddenly it's not funny anymore.) (TRUMP remains where he is, arms folded, sneering smirk on his face.)

Who invaded the US State Capitol Building?  Lower-middle-class whites (mostly unemployed). If lower-middle-class (unemployed), how come they had so many guns?  Someone supplied them with the guns they couldn't afford. What were the goals for invading the US State Capitol Building?  To prevent the peaceful and legal transition of presidential power to the newly-elected Joe Biden. Thus retain multi-millionaire Donald Trump as President (for life?) of the USA.  Under the cover of the riot, insurgent sub-groups invaded the Capitol Building to find and kill Liberal political representatives. What made these lower-middle-class terrorists invade the State Capitol Building? Extensive and well-funded propaganda campaigns from wealthy political donors. Loosely organized but highly networked social media accounts to  make long-term plans  and coordinate the attack on the State Capitol Building. The rioters were ordered by their Dear Leader, President Donald Trump, to ...