CONSERVATIVES: Liberals took away all our toys!
DONALD TRUMP: Liberals took away all of your toys!
CONSERVATIVES: YAY TRUMP!
TRUMP: We need to take back all of our toys and punch Liberals in the snoot!!
CONSERVATIVES: PUNCH LIBERALS!
TRUMP: This is our playground--not theirs!
CONSERVATIVES: OUR PLAYGROUND!
TRUMP: You see those kids over there? The ones using that swing-set? That's OUR swing-set--not theirs!
CONSERVATIVES: OUR SWINGSET! OUR TOYS!
TRUMP: Let's go over there and tell them about it!
CONSERVATIVES: OUR SWINGSET! OUR TOYS! OUR SWINGSET! OUR TOYS!
(Conservative bully-boys with rocks, knives, and clubs form a mob and attack the children at the swing-set.)
(Children around the swing-set are injured, maimed and crippled--and suddenly it's not funny anymore.)
(TRUMP remains where he is, arms folded, sneering smirk on his face.)
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