[Wave of the hand] "Eff-It, Pardon Them All."

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    1. Now how did we get here?

        A) JD Vance tells Donald Trump, 

            1) “Don't— 

                a) Don't do this boss! 

                    (1) Don't release them all— 

                        (a) Not the most violent ones. 

                        (b) Not the ones that attack law enforcement! 

            2) We're the Republican Party— 

                a) We're supposed to protect the blue!

            3) Remember all those blue American flags?

                a) Protect the blue, yeah. 

                b) We're— 

                    (1) And that's what other Republican senators are saying the same thing—

                    (2) We're supposed to be Law and Order! 

            4) How are you going to let—

                a) At least carve out the subset of felons who who beat law enforcement!”

    2. Now this is the new reporting:

        A) Donald Trump got fatigued during the process—

            1) because he has a very short attention span, okay? 

            2) And it's getting shorter as he gets older. 

            3) And he— 

        B) That's why they didn't give him the presidential briefings when he was the president the first time.

            1) After like a year or two they stopped giving it to him. 

                a) They stopped giving him the books— 

                    (1) He would doodle in them— 

                    (2) He would rip them up— 

                    (3) He wouldn't pay [attention] to wander around. 

                    (4) I mean unless it's a golf game, Diet Coke and McDonald's— 

                        (a) He doesn't pay attention. 

            2) That's why social media is where it's at for him— 

                a) In terms of short attention span; maximum devastation. 

        C) So he apparently, (according to insiders) 

            1) got frustrated/bored/distracted during the pardon discussion— 

                a) And just waved his hand and said 

                    (1) “F-it—“

                    (2) (That his word, not mine)— 

                    (3) “F-it, pardon them all.” 

        D) That was the thought process of the person that some people— 

            1) A majority— 

                a) Just voted for for president. 

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